Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 17, 2017
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Transcript:
Breezy: Pregnant! Me! This is exciting! Just think, in 9 months there will be a baby in the house. Rip Haywire: I had dreams! Dreams I'll never see fulfilled now! My life is in ruin! Breezy: Make that 2 babies in the house.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Shut up Haywire ! Look who you get to sleep with ! And babies are great. No joke, seriously.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 8 years ago
Yeah, Rip, the baby will have a huge KA-START on the world thanks to you.
Brian Fink almost 8 years ago
And hopefully in 18 years and 9 months, one baby will move out
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Rip, look at the bright side. In just a few months (or years), you can teach your child many useful skills and demonstrate all those fun weapons, I mean toys.
tad1 almost 8 years ago
Babies are like elephants. They’re alright, but I wouldn’t want one in my house.
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
Get a KA-GRIP, Rip! Think of all the possibilities. Just think of the photo album with all those wonderful memories of your little firecracker throwing his first grenade… Holding his first AK-47… And the time he blew up the sandbox…