Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2017

Are they being sent to a barbershop or Bunland?

imagine Rat deporting sumo and samurai with their topknots

How are you guys?

What country would accept them? Albunia? Knotway? Ihairland?

This is what the far left is secretly hoping Donald Trump will do to Latinos so that way the Democrats can retake Congress in 2018 and the White House (with HRC) in 2020.

If only.

President Rat. I like the sound of that.

YAY!!!!!!!

A Rat"s got to do what a Rat"s got to do :-)

Make coiffures great again!

Mullets next… afros too!!! send them back to the 70s where they belong!!! and rastas, please!!! and hipsters… and…

I could support that…

I’m with Rat on this one.

Yow, looking better than Trump already

let’s see. That’s Pastis’ grandfather, uncle, nephew, brother, and husband. We are short ONE.

Finally, someone really making America great again.

Honestly, when did that ridiculous look become a thing?

That works for me! LOL!

That’s a short-sighted policy. Every society needs people to laugh at.

Well, Okay then. Finally a policy I can agree with.

All Hail President Rat!

YES! YES! YES!

I like Rat better than the so called real president.

Whew! I missed that purge by a pony tail.

Man buns are like a temporary tribal tattoo.

Good call, Rat

If the president offers free hair transplants, I’m in.

Why isn’t Mayor McCheese in that line?

Please take men who have 5 strands of hair in a ponytail, too.

I could give a rat’s ass about man buns but this is funny!

There’s no need to deport them, Rat — just sneak up behind them with a pair of scissors.

Rat has a 90% approval rating LOL

Guess I should have voted for the Rat. I’d like to see men with man-buns run out of the country, too.

Well, I’m safe, no hair!!

It’s interesting that Mr. Pastis is making Mr. Rat virtually identical to President Trump.

I have never in my life seen a man with a bun in his hair. At least not that I remember.

Maybe I need to get out more…

xxx

Hairy buns? Oh myyyyyyy!

I’ve never seen one of these. Must be confined to California. A man’s buns refer to a different anatomical feature where I’m located.

Don’t forget the people who wear their pajamas to Wal-Mart, Mr. President! :D

I will support my President Rat! Manbuns are a crime against humanity and must be dealt with decisively before they can infect the decent, hard-working citizens of this great PBS cartoon-universe!

I like all the different ways people wear their hair. The long and short of it is we can embrace these benign bits of personal expression that keep us from looking like cloned slaves to minimal standards. Shaved, carved, laquered, dreds, bouffants and buns for all!

Well, Rat just won my vote for his reelection.

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deport men with man buns? I can get behind that.