Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 19, 2017

Elliott sure has a not-so-great grandaunt if you ask me.

Tony asks….. “Love or hate?”

Why would anyone pick “hate,” Tony?

Now, I have known some people who would pick chicken wings.

How could one hate chicken wings?

No wonder chickens don’t fly very well.

You would too if your wings were clipped!!!

I always thought it was a thin line between Love and Hate???

@Knightman

There is! – In this example, it’s called wishbone.

@Tony:

I’ll take love any time. And you might all take time to answer today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What’s it about?

A guy is driving down a country road when all of a sudden this chicken runs past him. The guy speeds up but he can’t catch up to it. He sees it run into the farm up ahead so he decides to go and talk to the farmer. The farmer explains his wife likes eating chicken legs so he’s bred these three legged chickens. So how do they taste, the guy enquires. Don’t know, the farmer replies, haven’t been able to catch one yet…..

Some wings are love some not so much. I still wonder where they get the fingers

It has been found that the deepest love can be turned into the deepest most exquisite hate. I am unsure if the same can be said for such deep hate can be turned to a deep love.

Republican and Democrat are two wings on the same vulture…