Where do we keep all our chainsaws, mom? We don't have any chainsaws, calvin. We don't? Not any? Nope. How am I ever going to learn how to juggle?
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
I got here first! Goodnight…
You can always practice at Home Depot.
Wait ’til you grow up and be a CPA.
I guess he’ll keep his fingers a little longer.
Juggle anything you have, including this:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxXr97MgGOOBLhqSbZrvQA8fveK9f2On3swMSjKIle-BOJLaDH
Yet another childhood dream crushed (sigh)! :)
Start small, Calvin. See if your parents have electric knives.
Calvin is nothing if not confident.
Start small, Eggs in the kitchen
Try small balls like most people.
How about 3 cats?!?!?
Calvin wants to be “groovy”…
Great idea! What could possibly go wrong???
Yo dawg, I heard you like juggling, so we put some chainsaws on top of your chainsaws so you can juggle while you juggle!
Missing Hobbes…………..
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine…
I don’t get it. Why is juggling chainsaws a “thing”?
xxx
Start with machete’s, Calvin, or burning clubs. Or kittens.
From the sound of things, “…with arms.” thanks to your mom.
Rush to the nearest Wal-Mart Stores, Calvin, and get your, ah, secret chainsaws
By using more safe objects.
library_dean over 7 years ago
I got here first! Goodnight…
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
You can always practice at Home Depot.
oldpine52 over 7 years ago
Wait ’til you grow up and be a CPA.
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
I guess he’ll keep his fingers a little longer.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 7 years ago
Juggle anything you have, including this:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxXr97MgGOOBLhqSbZrvQA8fveK9f2On3swMSjKIle-BOJLaDH
Troglodyte over 7 years ago
Yet another childhood dream crushed (sigh)! :)
bluegirl285 over 7 years ago
Start small, Calvin. See if your parents have electric knives.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Calvin is nothing if not confident.
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
Start small, Eggs in the kitchen
cubswin2016 over 7 years ago
Try small balls like most people.
sandpiper over 7 years ago
How about 3 cats?!?!?
Gent over 7 years ago
Calvin wants to be “groovy”…
yimhere over 7 years ago
Great idea! What could possibly go wrong???
BiggerNate91 over 7 years ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like juggling, so we put some chainsaws on top of your chainsaws so you can juggle while you juggle!
Brenda Osborn over 7 years ago
Missing Hobbes…………..
pauljmsn over 7 years ago
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine…
Number Three over 7 years ago
I don’t get it. Why is juggling chainsaws a “thing”?
xxx
bryan42 over 7 years ago
Start with machete’s, Calvin, or burning clubs. Or kittens.
eb110americana over 7 years ago
From the sound of things, “…with arms.” thanks to your mom.
Professor W over 7 years ago
Rush to the nearest Wal-Mart Stores, Calvin, and get your, ah, secret chainsaws
Rose686 about 1 year ago
By using more safe objects.