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Adam: Whattaya mean I can't have coffee! I need it!
Mom: Adam, you're too young. It'll stunt your growth! You just need to eat more. You're too skinny. Have some cookies.
Adam: I'm having mixed emotions here.
Mom: Have some cake. Cake will help.
somebodyshort almost 8 years ago
Wait till the sugar high kicks in. I’d give it about 10 minutes
Doctor Toon almost 8 years ago
“These cookies would be pretty god dipped in coffee”
I started drinking coffee that way at about 8 years old, dipping cookie after cookie into a cup of coffee until all that was left in the cup was sugary sludge
Drinking that sludge in the bottom may have been a partial inspiration for my Nuclear Coffee
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
At one time coffee was considered a tonic and you needed a prescription!
Jeff0811 almost 8 years ago
“You know some day when you’re grown you are going to have kids that treat you just like you treat me.”
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Skinny is MUCH better than fat!
Dani Rice almost 8 years ago
It hasn’t been all that long since being “hefty” was a sign of success. In the 1700s men would have the cork-cutter make them a little paunch to wear under their clothes, so it would look as if they were wealthy enough to be able to overeat.
pumaman almost 8 years ago
He’d be better off with the coffee mom.
johnnydoc5 almost 8 years ago
I was told that coffee would stunt my growth when I was a kid too. I wouldn’t touch it, and ended up growing very tall, eventually. I’m sure it is because of the lack of coffee.
alondra almost 8 years ago
Oh but Mom, these desserts are perfect with a cup of coffee! Poor Adam! I feel his pain!
lagoulou almost 8 years ago
My mom overfed me sweets and baked goods…have had a lifetime battle with body fat and overweight!
BJIllistrated Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Now we find out who the REAL culprit was to blame for Adam’s poor condition now. Look all that sugar and fat even went to his NOSE!
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The cake is a lie!