Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 23, 2017
Transcript:
TV: Quick! Everybody get out your communicators! Phoebe: Look at that. Their "communicators" are five times the size of my phone! And why does the computer on their ship make all those "beep boop beep" noises? Computers don't make that sound. Dad: Because the actual future is disappointing. Phoebe: I really wouldn't know.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
The low technology level of that future is nothing compared to what was in H.G. Wells “The Time Machine”.
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
Your computers could make those noises if you wanted them too.
codycab almost 8 years ago
“Captain’s log: stardate 2017. We REALLY need to upgrade right now!”
Neo Stryder almost 8 years ago
Well Phoebe, people expected to live a more futuristic life-style in XXI century, at least that’s what the ancients told me.
pumaman almost 8 years ago
Sounds like the past is disappointing her.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Its all in the mind of the prop master and set designer.
DanielJ.Drazen almost 8 years ago
Hey, nobody was able to anticipate grunge, either.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Perhaps the communicators inspired flip-phones, but what became of the scanners – those things in the original Star Trek series that always looked like purses or shoulder bags?
WaitingMan almost 8 years ago
In “2001: A Space Odyssey” we were travelling to Jupiter (Saturn in the book) at the turn of the century. Oh, well.
R.U. Kidding almost 8 years ago
Where’s my flying car?!!!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Just remember that the Star Trek future came after World War 3 and a Eugenics War before that.
Claire Jordan almost 8 years ago
Well, Phoebe’s phone is dependent on having a network of masts already set up every few miles, and huge tech companies handling the signals. Star Trek communicators have to provide their own power and processing.
imjustlurking almost 8 years ago
And why don’t they have seat belts?
nailer Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The future is not what it used to be
Entrapdak 4ever over 3 years ago
this is where I remind you that Phoebe is nine… way too young to have a phone
jerrica.benton333 12 months ago
i hatethe future
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I see dad’s exposing her to the original Star Trek! :D