Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 18, 2017

…and you picked someone who actually IS “like a lesbian”. Ha.

Now listen here, Slim Pick-up Stick…Be true to your wife, draw her how you see fit. Maybe make her hair a little longer, add earrings, do what you have to do, but if you replace her in your strip she will make the illogical jump to replacing her, period. It doesn’t make sense, but the jump will be made. (Man, I have been wanting to say that for 8 years, glad i finally got the opportunity.)

OMG,LOL!

I know a rapper called Obese Chess. And I’m not kidding.that being said, this strip is between 7 & 8 years old.I believe Scott is still with his wife, but has abandoned Basic Instructions.

Scott, did you fill out your RJ-17 form for your moronic mullett-headed boss before you went out to get tied up by and ultimately beat up the Moon King?

Scott, if you also draw her in the “SLUT” t-shirt like she wore in Arrested Development, then the effect will be complete.

I may have mentioned this when this one first posted, but Chubby Checker is actually named for Fats Domino.

Could Huge Aggravation somehow be an endgame of Scott?