Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2017
March 11, 2017
March 13, 2017
Transcript:
You will soon find yourself on a perilous journey!... The journey will end when you encounter a mysterious stranger... This stranger will reveal to you a secret of vital importance!... And the identity of this stranger is... Jabba the Hutt? What?... Uh... My grandson... Sometimes he plays with dee cards... Say... Is it possible to get a redo?... I feel like my karma might've been thrown off a little by that...
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
The hutts are a benign and placid race, which is why so much was made of the deviant Jabba being one of them, kind of like the unexpected kindness of the Good Samaritan.
Melki Premium Member over 7 years ago
And now I’m picturing Monty in a metal bikini . . .
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
All sales are final. If it was in the deck, it was meant to be in the deck.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Would have been great if it was Princess Leia.
Kroykali over 7 years ago
A fool and his money are soon parted, Monty.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Gosh! I thought the identity of the Stranger was… Old Lady Who Reads Cards as a fortune-telling scam….
(With apologies to Jabba, who gets a lot of Bad Press.)
ars731 over 7 years ago
“Fohtooh ma Solo kaychahlah.”