Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 10, 2017
February 09, 2017
February 11, 2017
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I am puzzled, canine sidekick. The Cobra broke into a jewelry store, picked up a necklace, put it back and... left? The Cobra is up to something... why would she risk being seen robbing a jewelry store and not steal anything? The Jeweler said there was a diamond expert named Mr. August... maybe he holds the key to all of this? TNT: Or he could be a big fat goose egg. Rip Haywire: I'll deliver the egg cracks around here, if you don't mind.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 8 years ago
I have a feeling Breezy may be involved in this. Why would she send her new employee(Rip) to follow Cobra if she didn’t steal a thing(unless Dan tells us the gem is fake-I’m still leaning toward a Valentines Day twist. Hopefully, otherwise, what’s up, Cobra?).
PMark almost 8 years ago
Chill, Rip. He’s just telling a yolk.
Chithing Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Settle down, chicken boy. There’s nothing to get all hard boiled about just yet.
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I know! Cobra did this to get Rip in town to chase her.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 8 years ago
You really laid an eggcellent joke that made Rip boil, TNT!
CYGNUS X1 almost 8 years ago
OK! OK! Omletting you do the puns from now on!
warjoski Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Rooster’s don’t lay eggs.
tad1 almost 8 years ago
This is eggscruciatingly puzzling.
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
Scrambles the mind, doesn’t it?