Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 08, 2017

where were Dad or cousin Spork for whom he could’ve hollered?

Son, you see this briefcase? No? Well, you’re about to see it up close and personal.

TONY * ABOUT 5 HOURS AGO

What are you watching?

I’m watching GoComics, at the moment….

though very soon I hope to be watching the inside of my eyelids…..

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Meanwhile… Templo… Really??

When you were ten, what would your Dad, or cousin, sister or brother… whoever was in the house…..

have said if you called him (or her) to fetch you the remote from a few feet away?

I hope it would have been the same thing I would say to Elliot….

“Get off your lazy behind and get it yourself…. no… never mind… turn off that TV and go outside… NOW!”

I can’t believe that Elliot is still breathing. I know in my Mom’s world he walk very funny with that remote shoved 5ft up his rearend.

Tony I’m watching my P & Q’s (whatever the heck they are). But as you can see via my remark above, I am failing miserably.

Watching? the coffee pot and waiting for the signal that it is ready!!! As for the kid I would of said…"Get off that couch or you will feel my size 10s up where the sun don’t shine!!!

I’m watching someone who needs a good swift kick.

In our house, I was the remote control. “Dani, go change the station.”

“I brought you into this world and I can take you out and make another one that looks just like you!”

Rotten kid

Once again, if he were my kid, he would be watching the 4 walls in his room. And there wouldn’t be a tv in there either! Brat.