Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 18, 2017

All of a sudden, our audience tripled when they found out that we could respond to them.

I think he said “Shoot the &(%%$* puck more”.

I always knew that worked.

I know that guy!

Soon after, they took Clarence to the padded cell. As for me, I know for certain they are watching me at the TV station.

How could you tell it was that guy from the millions of other yelling?

That wasn’t a TV; that was a microwave. And the guy yelling was Trump.

hmmmm, and I always thought those sticks were for hitting one another….

This isn’t very realistic; they’re not spitting…