Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 18, 2017

“…And stale jokes.”

Maybe that is Kellyanne Conway’s problem.

T R U M P

Ditziness can come in all colors and shades.

Old joke: What do you call a redhead who is standing in between a blonde and a brunette? The interpreter.

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

stereotype – old stuff

“and loss of intelligence”

And why does a bird need hair coloring?

That warning gets to the “root” of the problem!

Not all blondes are dumb. How can you tell? Its in their roots.

Blondes are not dumb. They have caught on to the fact that many men do not like girls that are smarter than themselves.

I’ll take a brunette woman over a blonde woman any day. Heck, I’d rather date a woman who was black, Asian, or Hispanic than a blonde woman.

Before anyone complains that it’s Blondist, I have a friend, natural blonde, who often used her hair color as an excuse all too often. She also loved to tell blonde jokes, go figure.

Hey wait, did some research and either it’s a grammatical error, or maybe not. Apparently Blond refers to men with blond hair and blonde refers to blonde women. No wonder one can be proficient in both English and Bad English, and perhaps not even know it. ;) Either way, most men are pretty ditsy, they just don’t seem to be aware of it.

As for my hair it does pretty much whatever it wants. Since I started working an afternoon/evening shift, my hair seems darker than it used to, as it doesn’t get as sunbleached. OK, and the menopause/al thing has thrown it’s two cents in. Life, just when you start thinking it’s boring, throws a whole different angle at you. :D