Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 01, 2017
February 28, 2017
March 02, 2017
Transcript:
Mike: Mind if I join you, Nicole? Nicole/ I was hoping you would, Mike. Mike: I'm so glad you made it back for the reunion. I really missed you. Nicole: Me, too, Mike. Mike: Really? Nicole: Really. Mike: J.J. and I are practically divorced. Nicole: Whoa. Fast-forward city.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
“Blah blah blah practically blah.”
SKJAM! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Slow it down, Mike. “Practically divorced” is not the same thing as “actually divorced.”
Knightman Premium Member over 7 years ago
Practically in an amorous mood!!!
pumaman over 7 years ago
Why can’t I breathe, whenever I think about you?
Linguist over 7 years ago
Mike’s not cutting to the chase…he’s cutting out the chase !
mourdac Premium Member over 7 years ago
Interesting conclusion came to this story arc
whiteaj over 7 years ago
Why not just jump right to “Wanna cheat on JJ with me?”
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Is Nicole the one who later bought a fur coat, animal rights activists with red spray paint or no, and said, Take my plastic. Do with it what you will.
gantech over 7 years ago
Note to Mike: While you still can…basically, RUN.