Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 01, 2017
February 28, 2017
March 02, 2017
Transcript:
Mike: Mind if I join you, Nicole? Nicole/ I was hoping you would, Mike. Mike: I'm so glad you made it back for the reunion. I really missed you. Nicole: Me, too, Mike. Mike: Really? Nicole: Really. Mike: J.J. and I are practically divorced. Nicole: Whoa. Fast-forward city.
Slow it down, Mike. “Practically divorced” is not the same thing as “actually divorced.”