I have sometimes imagined that our Creator is one of a race of superior beings and the he/she/it is still in school with this universe being a science fair project.
God made the World in six days flat; On the seventh he said, I’ll rest. So he let the thing into orbit swing, To give it a dry run test. A billion years went by, Then he took a look at the whirling blob. His spirits fell as he shrugged, Oh well, it was only a six-day job. (Chad Mitchell Trio, Rhymes for the Irreverent)
x_Tech almost 8 years ago
Yeah but what happens when She clicks restart?
PoodleGroomer almost 8 years ago
God is a Physics geek and physics rule. A computer geek created a led flasher program; Physics geeks created the led and computer.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Many religions talk about previous universes and more to come after us.
RAGs almost 8 years ago
I have sometimes imagined that our Creator is one of a race of superior beings and the he/she/it is still in school with this universe being a science fair project.
Nuclear Nemesis almost 8 years ago
God made the World in six days flat; On the seventh he said, I’ll rest. So he let the thing into orbit swing, To give it a dry run test. A billion years went by, Then he took a look at the whirling blob. His spirits fell as he shrugged, Oh well, it was only a six-day job. (Chad Mitchell Trio, Rhymes for the Irreverent)
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
God must be a man. Otherwise how can you explain taking so long to fix it?
dja1701 almost 8 years ago
god is a dog being wagged by a tail
gammaguy over 7 years ago
You mean all that about the Greek pantheon was a typo?