Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 20, 2017

“You realize even if it was, that just means your dad’ll make you shovel the walk for an hour and clean the house the rest of the day.”

“Nope.”

“Snow day” ? Here in Canuckistan the tulips are breaking through and it’s only the middle of February.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrFRaviVyQU

Would never survive this year

Hey, they had a killer snowstorm in Sweden!

I thought those were alternate facts?

It’s called ‘augmented reality.’

" Don’t try to confuse me with facts. I’ve already got my mind made up ! "

Danae is just typical of waaaay too many folks, nowadays – open mouths and closed minds !

Today is Presidents Day, so no school.

Someone’s attempting a snow job.

She is a human Poncho.

Danae: “Let me tell you. I know snow days. I know snow days better than anyone…..”

Good goin’ Wiley.

Nooooo! It can’t be Halloween again ALREADY! Psycho freak kid!

Sorry, Danae – you’re the one living on alternative facts. The rest of us have reality, with unreal temperatures.

When Danae reaches high school, her father won’t be called by the principal any more. The calls will come straight from the police.

“I reject your reality and I substitute my own,” prophetic words.

All fo You today’s posters are scaring the “Alternative Crap” out of me, shame on you !!!