Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 22, 2017

“It’s called a zoo!”

Those penguins are climate change refugees.

One of our politicians in Oz posted a picture in a tweet to show how bad the country roads were. There was a house with a thatched roof in the picture which turned out to be from Slovakia.

Unfortunately the mind cannot change outer reality. No matter how we would like to the mountains do not come to Mohammad. But some people are so steeped in magical thinking they start to hypnotize themselves into believing they can.

That’s a very long shot from Antarctica. Maine is under the penguins.

(About 7300 miles through the Earth, at an angle.)

Lots of snow in Sweden, I hear …

So is this supposed to represent the media in general or a specific outlet?

“Alternative Angles”, or “Alternative Facts”?

“Hello? Is this the school? Yes, Danae is going to be out today. She’s suffering from a severe inability to accept reality.”

There was a time when people believed that if you lied, you’d go to Hell. Now they know you go to Washington

Lies are republican truth.

I heard that the “West Wing Ministry of Alternative Facts” has hired a full time dermatologist because make up can’t cover what’s staining their complexion.

hahahaha

ah … the beauty of living in your own little world, never having to face reality.

Except they will face reality. And they don’t like like it!

Danae has a bright future at MSNBC or CNN.

Or the biggest liar.. excuse me alternate fact source.. Fox Entertainment (their claim not mine), they are certainly not in any way related to a news channel.

Alternative facts liberal/“progressive” conflict: is the glass half full or half empty? Same glass and water, different thought processes to reach a conclusion. My view of the elephant shows a trunk whereas yours shows a tail: same elephant different view, different facts to reach a differing conclusion. At first glance we see what we expect or have been taught to expect. In this case, some expect the worse and respond accordingly without investigation into the actual possibilities/probabilities of the reporter of the facts being a conveyor of “alternative facts” or (together chorus) False News. Wakey, wakey!!

Are Andy Capp and Hagar the Horrible spiking Danae’s (and Trump’s) chocolate milk?

I used to think the quote, “I reject your reality and substitute my own,” was funny.