Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Of course the dolphin thinks Stephan’s puns are funny; the dolphin is drunk.

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    PBS is supposed to be funny?

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago
    The Whale is DEAD!
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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    There’s only one thing wrong with “Pearls Before Swine”: Crocs.

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    Phatts  over 7 years ago

    OLD joke! “Mad” Magazine did this eons ago!

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well, at least that hand grenade ensures we won’t have to worry about any of those ten “wrong” things much longer.

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    Thirdbase  over 7 years ago

    Wow Stephen couldn’t even come up with a bad pun.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 7 years ago

    Fun and games! You’re too generous!

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    x_Tech  over 7 years ago

    Only ten things? Oh, so just the short list.

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    dadoctah  over 7 years ago

    Q: “There is three things wrong with this sentance.” Find them.

    A: “1) ‘is’ should be ‘are’. 2) ‘sentence’ is misspelled. 3) There are only two things wrong with the sentence.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    That whale must have read the caption….

    now he has mallets aforethought.

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    llhack  over 7 years ago

    Stephen is just calling it in nowadays.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    This should also coincide with Daddy’s Home. LOL.

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    daveoverpar  over 7 years ago

    Looks perfect me to. Just a natural day at Pearls.

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    Vonne Anton  over 7 years ago

    Woot! Got ’em all!

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    car2ner  over 7 years ago

    Lemming leaping is not yet an official Olympic sport.

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    What is right about the picture?

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    phredturner  over 7 years ago

    Looks OK to me.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 7 years ago

    For those of you not accustomed to reading upside down: ANSWERS: 1) It’s not funny; 2) It’s poorly drawn; 3) You spent part of your day doing it; 4) The dolphin thinks Stephan’s pun strips are funny; 5) Stephan gets paid for doing this; 6 – 10) Other things.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 7 years ago

    begs to ask the bigger question…what’s wrong with us Pearls fans for trying to find 10 things?

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    HaroldRodriguez  over 7 years ago

    Two Goats (you cannot have two characters in the same frame. If you go to Disney, you ask how many Mickey Mouses are there in a park, they always say, “There’s only ONE Mickey.”)

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 7 years ago

    [For the C&C fans] Today’s guest artist is Rotifer Thalweg

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Nobody has pushed the baby down to turn the toaster on!

    That hand grenade is a bit of a downer, too, come to think of it.

    BLAMM!

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    Harambe Trump  over 7 years ago

    #weirdestpicEVER

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    TheMartianFromPluto  over 7 years ago

    The croc has a peace symbol

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    bexlind  over 7 years ago

    The word “pun” is spelled dnu.

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    Here’s one thing wrong with this picture: I thought the Orca whale was dead! Then again, he must’ve undied…

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    Luffy  over 3 years ago

    Did rat write the answers? Cause it seems like the kind of thing he’d say

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    The Crocs  almost 3 years ago

    It syas: “1) It’s not funny; 2) It’s poorly drawn; 3) You spent part of your day doint it; 4) The dolphin thinks Stephan’s pun strips are funny; 5) Stephan gets paid for doing this; 6 – 10) Other things.” Those are the answers, in case you wanted to know

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    the muppets.  over 2 years ago

    Watch out for my hand grenade

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