Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 15, 2017

I don’t imagine they can be patient till the after-Easter sales…..

So 20 bucks will get them 5 or 6 ten-ounce bags.

3 or 4 pounds…..

Anybody NOT think they’ll scarf the lot before dinnertime, and be lying on the floor groaning when Grandma gets home from work?

This is my husband! Reese’s Pieces are his main comfort food.

She can buy 19 items in a Dollar Tree, 20 if she buys all food items (no sales tax).

Not a bad approach on their part. If I had $20, I could use that money to buy all of the Reese’s cups that I’d want during the rest of my life, and still have $20 left over. I could also invest in all of the golf and reality shows I’d ever want to watch, all of the Justin Timberlake I’d ever want to listen to, all of the visits to Sunbelt cities I’d ever want to make, etc.

Agnes plans on a short life.

GO REESE

In the mid-1950s my cousin and I went for a walk. We found a bill of some amount I no longer remember. We went to the soda shop and bought ice cream, soda, candy, and in huge amounts. By the time we went home we were sick as dogs. Since we were visiting from out of town, my cousin was the one who got in trouble…I just got sick. And we had to sit through a huge family dinner.

I might add I was the “little girl” cousin, my cousin the “big girl you should have known better cousin”! If I recall I was all of 6.