Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 07, 2017

“Will you still do equal work for less pay? Will you still tolerate constant harassment from man-child coworkers just to keep your job?”

“Goodby”?

Please, Mr. Schulz, man-splain feminism to me.

Look at the bright side, Charlie Brown. Lucy won’t be playing on your team.

I think when Lucy is replaced by another player, she will want to come back and play. Charlie Brown, you could try this.

Yeah, if I was Charlie Brown, I’d actually be thrilled.

See it this way, maybe your team can improve now.

The way I played, it was degrading for me too.

Not sure why Charlie Brown said center field, when Lucy always plays right field. Which at some point he says is because she’s the worst player on the team.

One of the first TV specials, “Charlie Brown’s All-Stars” was about how Charlie Brown gave up an opportunity to get sponsorship, uniforms and become a “real” Little League team, because Snoopy and the girls wouldn’t be able to play, League rules.

Tell that to Willie ( say hey ) Mays.

Put her on the mound, & let her get her shoes & clothes blown off by a line-drive!

This whole feminist thing is an act.

The REAL reason Lucy doesn’t want to play is because she knows she’s useless. But will never admit it.

xxx

“sigh”? You should be saying thanks!

@Snoopy_Fan

I’m glad you agree with me. People don’t like it when I think like that. I don’t want to think the worst it just comes naturally.

In just a week’s time, I’ll be on my Easter Break. I’m thinking about taking another week’s holiday the week after Mayday. I get the impression that people think I’m taking my holidays too soon but I have to use them up by October. It’ll actually be 2 months since my last holiday which was 6th March – 13th March.

I hope things are still going well for you. I’m still thinking about you. Don’t think about me (as hard as that may be)

I hope you have a fantastic weekend.

♥♥♥

Lucy, maybe it’s only degrading the way YOU play it.