B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 13, 2017

Looks like karma to me.

If you’re asking the plant, I think it’s pretty clear that it isn’t a vegetarian.

Stuck his nose where it didn’t belong.

It seems to be enjoying him quite a bit!

Looks more Vegan, than Vegetarian…

Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you! Or the plant!!! (I am put in mind of old episodes on each of The Avengers and Dr. Who!)

‘Shut up,’ Venus Flytrap said as she slurped him in whole.

And it all started while he was urinating. Clearly it’s a type of fly trap!

Feed me, Seymour!

Now that’s just funny. Well done

Fine for the veg

Shang-a-lang! What a thing to be happening! Look out! Look out! Look out!

This is one time where ambiguity pays off: a man eating plant. It all depends if you put a hyphen between man and eating.

So much for stopping to smell the roses.

… not bad, but I’m having a bit of a time digesting this.

That really bites!