Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 12, 2017

Whoops. Slip of the tongue, vicar, on that rant about you.

With the vicar coming over at 2, I wouldn’t be home before 5.

Ok, with Flo’s cooking make the 7

Oye Vicar lad,I know the story of “Who,with 100 sheep,does not go lookin’ for the one that when astray” BUT this ONE prefers to STAY ASTRAY!

Vicar is on time. Spring forward.

It’s only the vicar….nobody important.

“Oops…. um… er ‘More tea, Vicar?’

You might not have a whole afternoon of it now, Andy!

I bet Andy wishes the floor would eat him up right now.

xxx

@Afficionado

There is something else good about the new GoComics. Even though we can no longer enlarge avatar pics anymore. We can zoom into them on the person’s profile and they don’t go blurry like they used to on the old GoComics. In case you’re wondering what I’m babbling on about, I had to zoom into your picture of the BBQ and it was clear so I could see it properly.

I’m guessing you won’t have any barbecues for a while then? I don’t blame you.

At the risk of causing an uproar, I have always respected vicars but I have no religious beliefs. Every time I’ve had to fill in a form and it asked about my religious beliefs, I put “None” It’s nobody’s business anyway.

I donate blood in a Mormon Chapel and there is a room near the toilets which is the Bishop’s room.

My next holiday from work will be at Easter. I finish on April 13th and return on April 18th.

Back to the old grindstone tomorrow.

BUSTED!!!!

Atheism means never having to say you’re “sorry, Vicar.” xD