Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 27, 2017

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    William Pursell  over 7 years ago

    Gee Rod,Fussy,fussy,fussy.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Just pick out the glutens.

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    KenseidenXL  over 7 years ago

    Unless you suffer from Crohn’s disease, any claim of “gluten sensitivity” is bullshit. Remember that next time you’re eating popcorn….

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    …or the Wizard could just pick out the namby-pamby whiners.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Food fads get stranger and stranger. Years ago Food Police said movie popcorn bad because cooked in coconut oil. Now coconut oil is a superfood!!! Then you were supposed to wash your chicken, now it will kill you if you wash it!! And people keep listening as if any of this stuff made sense. Meanwhile Food Police roll on the floor laffing and laffing and laffing!

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    Dr_Zinj  over 7 years ago

    Awww. What’s a little IBS when you’re kicking ass right and left?

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Eat moderate amounts of a wide variety of foods, and avoid only those which experience and testing prove to be either irritating or actually harmful in some way. Walk briskly a half hour to an hour once or twice a week and drink lots of water. Those are the only words of advice that have proven consistently reliable for good health over the years.

    NOTE: TV advertised supplements promise all kinds of fantastic results for treatment of obesity, pain, and glucose reduction, among others. They have failed. Otherwise, by this time, they would have become standard medical treatment relating to those conditions. (My neighbor swallowed several of those ‘promises’ and ended up in ICU.) The only benefit from them is to the bank accounts of the producers and the agents that schedule the advertising.

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    californicated1  over 7 years ago

    I liked South Park‘s take on this gluten thing.Is Rodney afraid that it’s going to happen, here?

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    Roger4336  over 7 years ago

    My church proudly notes in the bulletin that the bread it serves for communion (which is once a month) is gluten-free. If I took communion every month for 10 years, that might add up to one slice of bread.

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    Airbender  over 7 years ago

    My diet is pretty simple. I’ll eat just about anything that doesn’t eat me first.

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    Old Asdirt  over 7 years ago

    I will go back to the drawing board and you got back to the battlefield and we will see who resolves the problem first!

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