Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 21, 2017

But you would need an obnoxious & supercilious French maitre d to man the desk.

it would be just as effective as Trump’s wall…

More effective than the wall, and boy, what a cover charge the taxpayers wouldn’t be stuck with!

Oh great. A one-month waiting list to get into the county.

They’d need a guide to the Most Scenic Border Walls In the World.

DTroutma, “Women Get In Free Thursdays”, trust me on this one….

I remember when Trump first announced his great wall. I thought he was making a joke. “It’ll be the most beautiful wall…”

As a country I wonder what our yelp rating would be..“As a whole, a nice place, A bit expensive in some areas, but mostly the people were friendly and helpful. Unfortunately the same could not be said of their Government, who had no open museums or events scheduled to entertain tourists. 2 Stars "

I thought the wall was going to be manned by the guy from Chity Wok!

This is supposed to be funny?

Interesting to me is that many, if not all, of the ones that want to unlock the borders lock their doors to keep illegal people out. Of course that is different somehow.Ogh, and perhaps they want to go on a Mexican vacation the same manner that those entering our country do. They will get treated so much better than their crowd that come up here do.

Given the countryside, it appears to be our southern border. Are we facing east or west? Would say a lot about which country offers ‘accommodations’

" Do you have a reservation ? "

" Zer will be a tirty minute vait…"

" I’m sorry Monsieur, your name does not seem to be on ze list…"

The rope line should wind back and forth, like at Disney and all amusement parks. Also, where are the bouncers who decide who even GETS to the maître d?

That “Guide” is facing South. Any would be border crosser would have to show proof of at least a $1000 contribution to Trump’s campaign fund (and , yes, we all have to know that Trump has already set up a 2020 Presidential campaign war chest). Then, the person wishing to cross will be allowed into the U.S.

Maitre d at the restaurant L’Idiot.

There’s a recurring character in “Gasoline Alley” who would be perfect for the job.

It would work better than what we have now.

I absolutely do not get this one! More obscure humor……

The wall will be built, and the Mexicans will pay for it - they will build it to keep us out.

The existing wall btw screws up wildlife migration, but does little to stop drug traffickers or other humans. Waste of money, and destruction of the environment, no wonder Donnie Dumpster loves the idea.

The joke is lost in translation, if one doesn’t know what a “’Michelin Guide” is…however, Wiley has a point, the Michelin Guide kind of wall might be a better deterrent than a real sky high wall, even if it is dug down 9 or 10 feet into the ground as well….

And ladders grow longer, and tunnels go deeper. Just ask the Israelis who border Gaza!