This reminds me of the old joke, “How do you make a statue of an elephant?” “Start with a block of stone and chip away everything that doesn’t look like an elephant.”
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I advise people to do this with their resumes. Write a massive resume that documents everything you did since potty training. Then chip away everything that doesn’t look like the job description.
Farside99 over 7 years ago
People still marble at his work.
J Short over 7 years ago
His father’s name was Chip. He was a sculptor too. Yeah, he was a block off the Old Chip.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
If he /she was “unknown” how in the heck did anybody know that they were a sculptor?
Wenthral over 7 years ago
Somewhere there is a art snob who thinks that block of granite is the best sculpture in the world.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
More like the unknown blockhead.
dsom8 over 7 years ago
Must have died young.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago
When he died, did they throw a block party? (Sorry)
waltermgm over 7 years ago
I guess he/she had “sculptor’s block”.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 7 years ago
To see his work, you just need to clear away all the unnecessary bits.
Charlie Tuba over 7 years ago
Just chip away everything that doesn’t look like him/her and then you have a statue of him/her.
dflak over 7 years ago
This reminds me of the old joke, “How do you make a statue of an elephant?” “Start with a block of stone and chip away everything that doesn’t look like an elephant.”
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I advise people to do this with their resumes. Write a massive resume that documents everything you did since potty training. Then chip away everything that doesn’t look like the job description.