Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 30, 2017

I sense a temporal paradox in the making.

My bed is a time machine… I get into it and then, when I get out, it’s 8 hours later…

lol

We’ll see you in time.

“C’mon, Randy, let’s just pull this lever, and it’ll be ours right away.”

Reminds me of when I flew from Tokyo to San Francisco and arrived an hour before I left! I’ve always wondered what happened to that hour.

Time machine won’t work because time does not actually exist.

Does Dad know something he’s not telling his kids?

The time machine was having a problem, but the service rep said that because they bought it next month, the warranty was not yet valid.

Ya, it looks like a “Flash Gordon” space ship. . .

Where do you plug in the flux capacitor?

My former classmates derided me as a has-been. They don’t know how right they were.