Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 28, 2017

That thing gives me the heebejeebies !!!!

Truth is, she found out they spied ’er talking to a Russian agent….

and they plan to subpoena her web mail.

It was spinning a web of lies.

That is a rather recusive spider at that.

That bites

That is Anansi Pelosi. (not a political comment, just the only politician I know with the first name Nancy)

Step into the parlor.

That is a Brown Recluse that wants to be recused. Their venom is necrotizing.

And as a Brown Recluse, has 6 eyes instead of 8 like most arachnids.