Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 22, 2017

“Isn’t that what I just said?”

she’s grasping for reasons to get rid of it…

They’re both blowing smoke.

You know the old saying… “The two happiest days of a boat owners life are the day they buy a boat and the day they sell it”.

They also say, “The smaller the boat, the smarter the owner,”

Ewww! I wouldn’t want to use it, either.

a matter of perspective

This is Hubby and me discussing our time share. We finally sold it.

No. The poop is up top, aft. But the tank of poo is still under the bed.

Ah! The poop deck! There, I said it.

BOAT. Bring On Another Thousand.

Same deal goes for owning a 5th-wheeler. Only difference; AAA doesn’t make trouble-calls six miles out to sea. B.T.D.T.

Arlo, you can’t get rid of the boat!!!!!!! Don’t do it, saddle that bad boy up and take her for a ride to remind yourself why you have it!

My boat makes me dread springtime