Pickles by Brian Crane for April 03, 2017

excuses, excuses

“A penny saved is a penny earned.”

Waste not …

Next time use a hairdryer, Earl. Not too close or it might catch fire though.

That’s what I called “plying the solution”.

Not long ago, she was griping at him because he tossed a roll that still had a couple of sheets on it.

“Oh, Opal, I meant to tell you. We got another cat.”

Earl, you never fail to surprise.

Wet toilet paper around the house ? Why no dear, I hadn’t noticed.

Earl only allows 4 squares per sitting.

I once had to do the same thing with a roll of prepasted wallpaper. Be glad it’s TP, Opal!

I hope he flushed before it fell in.

Makes me feel positively rich because we get huge packages of TP at Costco and we have probably 50 rolls in the cabinet as I type.

I’ve dropped a roll of toilet paper down the loo many times.

Thankfully, I’ve been more careful and it hasn’t happened for ages.

xxx