Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 08, 1990

Transcript:

Roland: Hmm...this must be it...I can feel the shame...it's heavy in the air! Woman: Marla? We love her here in Dalton! Other woman: She's my hero! I'm trying to get my hair to do what hers does! Man: Hey, I used to date her in high school and what can I tell you-the chick's got it! I think she's gonna be bigger than Donna Rice! Other man: I think she's great! A real Georgia peach! Marla, we love ya, honey! Woman 3: Everyone I know really admires her a lot! Roland: Admires her? For having an affair with a married millionaire? Woman 3: Billionaire! Woman 4: She's the pride of Dalton! There's even talk of renaming the mall after her! Man 3: John Gotti? Sort of a personal hero. Woman 5: Such a nice man! We all think the world of him! Heroes. Meanwhile, in Queens...