Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 18, 2017

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    Bill Thompson  over 7 years ago

    This is what happens when you crop your hair!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 7 years ago

    Call a Doctor..

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    She’s been in a vegetative state for some time now.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    She was a very dirty girl, with a very dirty mind.

    But she was never crude, and people found her to be quite clever.

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 7 years ago

    Grouch potato.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 7 years ago

    …Carrot Top"s sister???…

    …“It’s not a tubur!”…

    …those are some dreads…

    …wasn’t this a title of a John Lennon album?…

    …Kids and their fashions…

    …the broth from her bath made a good soup…

    …you should see her finger food…

    …brain food…

    …I see Terry is getting to the root of the problem…

    …the upside of having a dirty mind is that Julie always wondered first prize at the county fair…

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    coltish1  over 7 years ago

    Ah, my little sweet potato, how grows it?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    Shes gone to ground, again.

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    Bill Thompson  over 7 years ago

    She has cultivated her fertile imagination.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    When questioned as to why she was growing root crops in her head, she replied, “Because then I can at least find a use for all the Horse Apples you feed me.”

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    INGSOC   over 7 years ago

    Tuber roots become enlarged when migraines remain consistent.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 7 years ago

    @BILL THOMPSON – and if you share crop it, it’s even worse. Don’t even ask about crop rotation.

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    Ray_C  over 7 years ago

    This is the worst case of cooties I’ve ever seen.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Tubers, or no tubers – that is the question:

    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer

    The bangs and pigtails of outrageous fortune

    Or to take root against a sea of troubles

    And by outgrowing end them.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    She’s a manioc! Manioc!

    Some nerve, divulging her roots in public like this!

    This is why I’m afraid we will have to lock her up in the attic forever, or at least until Mr. Rochester comes calling.

    Meanwhile, we shall never starve again, so help me!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 7 years ago

    Too bad.

    If they had been rhizomes there would be therapies available.

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