They should have a door mat that says “Who’s There?” on it.
Just don’t stand on that stripe painted on the floor. That’s the punch line.
Why is it that I have forgotten every decent “knock, knock” joke I ever knew, at this exact point in time?
It’s Theodore! Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
Who’s there? Lem. Lem who? Lemme in or I’ll break down the door.
My grandson was getting sick of KK jokes, so I said, just one more….
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad this is the last joke?
November 25, 2017
Daeder over 7 years ago
They should have a door mat that says “Who’s There?” on it.
jreckard over 7 years ago
Just don’t stand on that stripe painted on the floor. That’s the punch line.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Why is it that I have forgotten every decent “knock, knock” joke I ever knew, at this exact point in time?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
It’s Theodore! Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago
Who’s there? Lem. Lem who? Lemme in or I’ll break down the door.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago
My grandson was getting sick of KK jokes, so I said, just one more….
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad this is the last joke?