Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 10, 2017

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Whoa, take ’er easy there, Pilgrim.

    We ain’t throwin’ in the towel just yet.

    PS to Rekam…. thank you yet again.

    Your remarks are so kind.

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    He was expecting a moving truck.

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    It brings Mayflowers?

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Show ’em your Plymouth rocks.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 7 years ago

    Is that all it takes to attract a woman – taking a shower? Huh!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 7 years ago

    I heard this joke in preschool, and so probably did Miles Standish!

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    Cerabooge  over 7 years ago

    He’ll welcome them with open arms.

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    Perkycat  over 7 years ago

    Soooo – are they going to show up in the bathrooms of everyone who takes a shower?? I just want to know ahead of time.

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    stepham  over 7 years ago

    How puritanical.

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