B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 14, 2017

Remember, it’s not nice to fool Mother Nature. But that doesn’t mean that she can’t fool YOU every now and then!

How do elephants hide in cherry trees?

They paint their toe nails red

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No

See. It works.

What goes THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, SQUISH? An elephant in a wet sneaker.

mother nature also gets confused, just last week we had +20C (68F) then the next day it was 0C (32F)

Funny.

How can you tell if you have an elephant in your refrigerator ? By the foot prints in the cheese cake !

I shot an elephant in my pajamas once . How he got in my pajamas ,I’ll never know !-Groucho !

How do you kill a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a gray elephant?

Twist his trunk until he turns blue then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

He just discovered the hiding place for that creature’s eggs.

How do you know if an elephant is hiding under your bed?

The ceiling’s near.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don’t. you get down off a duck!

What’s gray and delicious and comes in a can?

Campbell’s cream of elephant soup.

How do you get five elephants in a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

“How do you pick anything up with that?”

The science take on this is: “If you ask Mother Nature an impertinent question, you sometimes get a pertinent answer.”