Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 20, 1991
Transcript:
Zonker: You want me to move out? Mike, you can't be serious! Mike: Zonk, I can't afford you! You're eating us out of house and home! I went to make myself some dinner last night, and there was nothing! No turkey, no spaghetti, no pot pies. I couldn't even find crackers! Zonker: Whoa, time out there, bud! time for a little truth-telling... Mike: Like what? Zonker: Mike, you could stand to lose a few pounds. Mike: I've notified your parents. They're preparing your room.