Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 11, 1992
Transcript:
Mark: That's right, kids, you heard correctly! If you've slept with any current presidential candidate, this feature will pay you $25 to tell your story! Oh, sure, you could always sell it to the tabs for more, but wouldn't you rather see a dignified re-enactment of your story by nationally known cartoon personalities? Check out this pilot panel! Boopsie: "Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh." Mike: "Well, gotta run." Mark: Yes, that could be your story! Act now! Tomorrow: Complete entry forms!