Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 07, 2017

If you read it as Phoebe actually spelling out the word “jealousy” it rhymes.

Mmm, now I feel like key lime pie.

The unicorn’s ability to use telekinesis is like using as many fingers on as many hands as you want to manipulate things.

True key lime pie is supposed to be yellow. If you see green key lime pie, they’ve used food coloring.

Key lime pie has a good taste. Jealousy does not.

I’d rather have magic.

This is a rerun.