Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 22, 2017

I’d like some of that "jerk repellant for a couple people I know.

You got that right, beeyotttcchhhh!

I obviously have an outdated product as it doesn’t work

I could use a bit of that jerk repellent, Aunty.

You must have sprayed it on yourself. But, it didn’t work.

That’s probably what people around you are thinking.

Hm, hm, I’ll just write a nasty, little comment to Aunty and…

AAAAA, it buuuurns!