Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 14, 2017

Why open your eyes in the first place

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You might see Walt, and that would not be a good morning.

A good morning is one I don’t have to experience.

I wish I could have mornings like that.

The trick is getting to sleep the first time

Sorry ,but I never had one .Morning comes to early in the day for me !

I agree with MILKWEED6410

After over 26,000 wake ups I still have trouble getting it right.

“Yup, still breathing, zzzzz..”

Well, that’s a decent morning, too. But I think a better morning is the kind where you don’t even open your eyes and you stay in Dreamland.

I do that a lot now that I’m retired. Love it!

I check the obituary column. If my name isn’t listed, I figure I’m off to a good start.