Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 14, 2017

  1. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member about 7 years ago

    actually , they had to pull Aladdin off, because they overbooked

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  2. 70th birthday
    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’m a sleeping, sleeping in the cold, cold ground.

    (clunk)

    A fine thing,

    I’m trying to build a home and people got to bury their junk right here where I’m working.

    Let’s see what we got here…

    It says something here.

    All-A-Dins Lamp.

    Lamp! Some Lamp.

    Well maybe I can shine it up and use it for an ashtray or something.

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  3. Rustfungus2a
    Cerabooge  about 7 years ago

    I predict someone will get bumped. In midflight.

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    sandflea  about 7 years ago

    “Magic Carpet Ride”?

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  5. Taz by abovetheflames
    danketaz Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Shriner’s parade float.

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