Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2017

Stefan, don’t worry. When your time comes, we’ll leave you out with the garbage. We’ll leave your hat on in case it rains.

The organist will now play “Hamsterdance.”

And the hamster didn’t make grotesque puns.

Sorry for misspelling your name, Steve.

The hamster’s box was less expensive for his grieving survivors.

Could of had a Viking Funeral……….in a bath-tub………..Probably off the smoke alarm :-0

And you will probably never be bacon, unless there is a total collapse of civilization prior to your passing, so Pig actually has a better funereal benefit than you do.

I’m getting ready to go run on my wheel for the next eight hours.

Pig, did you punch air holes in the box?

…and you that place where you hide hamsters.

Go with cremation,Stephan.You get an urn.

Stephan is too big to flush down the toilet.

Just feed him to Larry…

Great meeting Stephen last night; he’s just like his cartoon character.

And you draw cartoons and come up with horrible puns…

Pig lives, then dies, then ends up in the deli section.

9.2 (out of ten) today Stephan

Guard duck today on “Drabble”.

—But basically, you’re just like a hamster, Cartoon-Boy. You may require a bigger box; I can’t think of any other difference….

Can’t feel sorry for you, Mr. Pastis. You live in California and make more money than probably 90% of the wage-earners in the US!

Hamsters are funnier

What if the hamster was wearing a hat?

Just throw me into the woods with nature’s undertakers. After all, it’s getting so that we’ll have to bury people standing up just to squeeze them in!