Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 13, 2017

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    steverinoCT  over 7 years ago

    I remember as a kid what an onerous chore I had: empty the house wastebaskets and take the trash to the curb. Two-story house, 6 wastebaskets plus the kitchen garbage. Oooooohhhh, the agony. And don’t even mention the litterbox (which I was better at, having an immediate and obvious penalty)!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago

    His bumper sticker? “Yes, in fact, the Universe DOES revolve around me!”

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    jpozenel  over 7 years ago

    He sure told her!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Doubtful we are at the center of an expanding inverse since from every direction everything is seen as moving away from us.

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    Hookbrah  over 7 years ago

    …which effectively means we are all at the “center” (http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2012-04/fyi-where-center-universe)

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    Hippogriff  over 7 years ago

    No, it just means that everything is trying to avoid us.

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    nailer Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This shows how hard is to show sarcasm in written form. If not by the “right, in a decade or so” line, it would totally pass me by that he is angry at his parents.

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