Herman by Jim Unger for April 29, 2017

And what about getting back home?

“They call me the breeze…”

Just invest in an electric fan. Easy “breezy”.

Have her follow you around and gripe all day. The hot wind should do the trick!

When there’s no wind, a couple of banks of oars should do the trick.

I’m sure he’s full of wind.

She’s obviously never seen a Road Runner or Bugs Bunny cartoon.

ah! …a cunning plan!

We all need a few becalmed days from work, every once in awhile !

You’ve heard of snow days…?

It’s called tacking! Might cause a few ruffled feathers on the interstate, but think of all the gas we save.