Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 26, 1994
Transcript:
Lawyer: Mr. Slocum, you've testified under oath that your "low" math grade has caused women to shun you, is that right? Slocum: That's right, man. Lawyer: Could you give us an example? Slocum: Sure! During "wet toga" weekend at my frat house, this one babe kept shooting me down! I could not get traction, man! Lawyer: And you feel this was because of your math grade? Slocum: I'm sure of it. Lawyer: And not because you're a jerk? Slocum: Well, that's what she claimed, but I don't buy it for a second!