Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 12, 2018

“Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”

Another smooth talking, silver-tongued Demon!

Do you have a list of Monty Python insults instead? Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Jolthead… not “joithead.”

I hope they don’t start talking about country matters…

I personally prefer archaic terminology, foreign insults, medical terms, and nonsense words that sound real. Say it with a smile, and they may not figure out that they’ve been insulted for a while – if at all.

A lot of fun Shakespearean insults here—both in the comic and the comments. Thanks for the smiles, all.