Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 11, 1994

Transcript:

Dal-Tex: (Aha! I knew O.J. had to be part of it!) Exit Wound: Can now prove O.J. was in Dallas. Yrs, Dal-Tex. Exit Wound: Dal-Tex: Good work. Exit Wound. Mark: Whew! Don't professional conspiracy theorists just take your breath away? Whether they're on about O.J. or Clinton or J.F.K., today's gassy knotheads are in full cry! One convenient feature of a conspiracy theory is that it can never be disproved. Why? Because any official inquiry is always conducted by people involved in the conspiracy! Experts believe that conspiracy theory flourishes during times of public mistrust and cynicism! But these "experts" may be in the employ of aliens! See what I mean? What to do? Do what I do - use a little common sense! Sure, be skeptical, but go with the occasional reality check! After all, somethings really are what they seem! Alien: Orp!