Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 25, 2017

Is that goblin yellow? Do they come in red or black?

I hope Phoebe is thinking and asking to herself why did she introduce Dakota to the goblins in the first place.

So what Dakota is saying is she’s got some sort of virus? Or is she a virus herself?

Taking the creatures litteral or not … it is an interesting thing to watch.

No Dakota, that’s because of The Shield Of Boringness

Dakota is back to her normal self, and so quickly too. I had hopes yesterday of a new and more mature Dakota.

I have a dog.She’s kinda cool.

Isn’t this a repeat? I could’ve sworn the goblin trend had happened before.

I still think the goblins kinda look like Gremlins.

Ah, but soon having a goblin will be common . . . and no longer cool. Then Phoebe will be cool again!

Goblins are not pets and they are destructive so sooner or later Dakota will be wishing she never had met them.

A goblin is something, but a unicorn is still cooler.

Three words, Dakota. SHIELD OF BORINGNESS.