Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 03, 2017

would the chef be offended if there were no drum roll?

No, just the cymbal crash will do.

Do it one better; put in a box and wrap a ribbon around it.

I would rather have an egg roll, thank you.

As long as it’s not a rimshot.

Zig’s tummy will be doing plenty of drum rolls after eating the chef’s surprise.

Will that roll be white or whole-wheat?

How about a roll of antacids?

I’d like that with a durum roll.