Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 18, 1996
Transcript:
B.D.: Well, well, look who's up! Is it noon already? Zonker: I'm making a personal appearance today. Hope you don't mind looking after your own child. B.D.: Personal appearance? What are you talking about? Zonker: The Anaheim Solar Collectors Expo. It's a competitive tanning memorabilia event. B.D.: Great. You blow off my daughter for some joke event... Zonker: Joke? B.D., do you know the book value of a signed, mint 1974 George Hamilton color Swatch card? Boopsie: Zonker, your limo's here. B.D.: Limo? Zonker: $175,000! If you can find one!