Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2017

Another version of self-love.

Stuart Smalley is Pig

Paris should have known; who else would send such a letter to Pig?

Saw that one coming.

If the *President does it …

The landscape looks too much like Garfield.

He must have heard that song, “I’m Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter.”

It doesn’t count if it’s a lie.

Pig is the only one with a girlfriend.

I wonder if he sent it certified, return receipt requested…. you know, just to be safe.

Ha! It counts as much as the weirdos who like their own posts…

I thought he was going to say his mother

Actually, it does work, even it comes from yourself, as long as you can believe it.

There is nothing wrong with loving yourself. But those who think they are important above all wants shooting.

xxx

OMG! Pig writes in cursive! The world is saved!

(We’ll just overlook the Stuart Smalley-ish narcissism….)

Nice thought, Pig, but unfortunately folks like you and me really are just in everybody else’s way

Dear Stephan,Hope you have a wonderful day! You’re handsome! You’re smart! And all the women love you!

That looks more like something Rat would write to himself.